Bert Kreischer is a hilarious stand-up comedian, infamous party animal, and beloved member of the First We Feast family, whose new movie, The Machine, hits theaters on May 26. But when Bert isn’t drinking Russian gangsters under the table, he’s approaching snacking with the same level of debauchery and reckless abandon found in his standup routine. From the patriotic splendor found in a pack of Double Stuf Oreos, to an outrageous love affair with the Holy Trinity of American potato chips, Bert breaks down the dos and don’ts for snacking like the Machine.